Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada



Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google


Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.

Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely, Logic




Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely, The Titanic




Dear J.K. Rowling,

Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?

Sincerely, Anonymous








Dear Boyfriend,

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.

Sincerely, Spiders




Dear Voldemort ,

So they screwed up your nose too?

Sincerely, Michael Jackson







Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely, 1985




Dear Justin Bieber ,

Ariel would really love her voice back.

Sincerely, King Triton




Dear Rose,

There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.

Sincerely, Jack




Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can't touch this.

Sincerely, That Little Triangle




Dear Taylor Swift,

If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.

Sincerely, Shakespeare




Dear Soccer Fans,

B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z

Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!

Sincerely, Vuvuzelas




Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely, God




Dear Rubik's Cube,

Done!

Sincerely, Colorblind





Dear Santa,

Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.

Sincerely, Tiger Woods





Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,

I. Can't. Breathe.

Sincerely, Your Balls





Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?

Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio





Dear Sleeping Beauty,

I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.

All you had to do was wake up.

Sincerely, Mulan





Dear Romeo,

My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...

Sincerely, Juliet





Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.

Sincerely, Unimpressed





Dear Sex Educators,

Abstinence is only 99.99% effective.

Sincerely, The Virgin Mary





Dear Toaster,

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?

Sincerely, Toast





Dear Edward,

I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.

Sincerely, a stake





Dear Prince Charming,

You've got some explaining to do!

Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty

Chichi - nicht alle neu, aber viel gut! :)

hahaha wie geil :DDDDDD

gibt's irgendwo noch mehr davon?

Ich kannte das noch nicht...
Nice!!

finds auch lustig :D